Good morning, lovely reader! How are you?
Aside from the funny videos and viral memes that make the rounds on Facebook, there are also several people who make the effort to distribute positive, heart-warming material. These can be adorable photos of small children and puppies, faith-in-humanity restoring tales of human heroics, or even a simple “I love my friends” status with said friends tagged and made aware of their awesomeness.
When I was a teenager and email messaging was starting to become popular among my social group, we also used to send each other chain emails: “You are a precious butterfly. Send this email to 320 other people and you will get your wings in seven days” You know the sort of thing. I never did get my wings. Bloody Royal Mail. These emails were (and I suppose still are) sent by people who have the best intentions in the world, but they’re not very personal.
One email that you might also remember was basically a long list of nice facts that supposedly applied to everyone, and had been compiled in order to make anyone who read the email feel better about themselves: “someone loves you”, “someone is grateful for the help you’ve given them”, “someone thinks about you every day” and so on (and on and on and on). These are all perfectly lovely things, and I do hope that they’re true for all of us. But they are a bit too vague and a bit too grandiose, so I thought it was about time for an updated, more specific and slightly more down to earth version:
1) Someone always wants you on their team
Board games, pub quizzes, video games or even actual sports: you in particular are known for being good at something, and someone always thinks of you when they have to put a team together. Your unique set of skills and knowledge make you invaluable to that team, whether you’re trying to win a round about anagrams or running around a field with a stick. (That’s how you play hockey, right?)
2) Someone brings up anecdotes about you at parties
Not in a mean way: in a fond way. In the way that explains something central about your personality to the people at the party, or reminds the group of an absent friend who’s sorely missed. Cases in point: my house mate once commented that Wales were doing quite well in “the Four Seasons” when of course she meant the Six Nations tournament. Another friend from university once re-enacted the Stations of the Cross using a Wetherspoons burger, chips and a lot of ketchup, and we bring that story up whenever we’re all together, because we haven’t seen him in yonks and we miss him.
3) Someone always thinks of you when a certain song plays
There are so many songs that make me think of specific people. About ten of my favourite songs make me think of my friend Becca, who introduced me to lots of excellent music in our first year at university. I can guarantee that certain songs will remind people of you, and you’d be surprised by how much good stuff comes out of seemingly inconsequential things like that. For example, writing this one has made me realise how much I miss Becca. I’m going to ring her when I’ve finished this post.
4) Someone enjoys how ridiculous your friendship is
Everyone has at least one friend with whom they act slightly strangely. In-jokes, silly voices and strange traditions abound between old friends. To be perfectly honest, I’m struggling to think of friends with whom I don’t have slightly odd habits: for example, one of my oldest friends and I like to make macaroni cheese together, and we have a song about it. That’s right. It’s called “We Love the Macaroni Cheese”. There may or may not be a dance that goes with it. ANYWAY, the point is that with true and loyal friends it’s ok to be a teensy bit insane, and the knowledge that we can’t behave that way in public makes us all the more appreciative of the people who allow us to be a bit weird. Have you seen this? This guy knows what I’m talking about:
5) Someone walked past you today and thought you were fit
That’s just common sense. Look at you; you’re gorgeous!
Have a brilliant day. May your lunch be unusually delicious.