Happy Monday, reader! How was your weekend?
Despite making a glorious comeback effort over the past week, Summer’s career is definitely over. Make way for Autumn, the awkward but loveable bassist of the seasons. It’s time to trade our flip flops for wellies, and to have The Discussion about turning the central heating on.
A lot of us tend to regard this time of year with trepidation and mild despair, because the days are getting shorter and before we know it we’ll be panic-buying for Christmas. If we think about it, Autumn has a lot of fun stuff to offer that makes up for losing our Summer sensibilities. Here are a few examples:
Sunbathing to Sauntering
No more sunbathing at every available opportunity, but now we get to enjoy leisurely walks on crisp, cold days. We might not be able to top up our tans, but we can still enjoy the fresh air. Even if it’s raining and miserable, there’s always the jumping-in-puddles option (as long as you’re wearing wellies. This activity is not appropriate for those of us who favour canvas shoes).
Floaty to Fur-Lined
Pretty summer dresses get relegated to the back of the wardrobe, but on the plus side, wrapping up season is here. There’s a lot of joy to be taken from being snug in a scarf, and being justifiably smug about owning a matching pair of gloves. I personally am very excited about wearing my penguin jumper, because it’s SO COMFY. Childish but not chilly is how to dress this season (although I confess I haven’t consulted any women’s magazines about this point).
Picnics to Pies
Goodbye, healthy salad and picnic snacks. Hello, hearty stews and home-made pies. Actually, this isn’t even a trade-off thing: who would choose salad over pie?!
Lazy Days to Long Nights
Like everyone who possesses an iota of sanity, I hate getting out up when it’s cold and dark. If the sun isn’t out of bed yet, then why the hell should we be?! Equally, getting home in the dark when it’s something stupid like five in the afternoon is just depressing. What happened to long, drawn-out, sunny evenings and early, blazing sunrises? They’re gone, I’m afraid. There’ll be a reunion tour next year. In the meantime, we can partly dismiss our despair by remembering that we are more likely to get to sleep at a decent time during the winter, because the earlier sunsets make us feel more tired, and that a sunrise that happens at 11.32 am (I’m exaggerating a bit, but you know what I mean) is still a sunrise. A sunrise which we’re more likely to see, in fact, because who is ever awake at 5.34 am during the summer? Exactly.
Festivals to Festivities
Festival season is over: pack up your tents and put away your dry shampoo. Wherever you’ve been this summer, I hope you have some nice memories and several entertaining photos. We also have a lot of great events to look forward to in the next few months – Hallowe’en, Bonfire Night, Christmas, New Year – and there may even be a few birthdays and engagement parties in the mix. Summer is a great time to meet new people, spend time with old friends and go on bizarre adventures, but let’s not forget that Autumn is pretty good for all of those things, too.
Have a superlatively hilarious Monday.