Hello, dear reader. How are you?
Today’s blog is a bit of a random one, based entirely on my realisation that there are some very simple questions in life that I just don’t know the answers to. So on behalf myself and anyone else who is baffled by the universe, I’ve done some very (very, very) basic research and investigation into a few random wonderments. Enjoy.
- Why can’t we see stars during the day?
One of my favourite weird things about nature is that sometimes we get to see the moon during the day. I love the moon. It’s such a maverick: “I know it ain’t night time yet, but screw you guys! I’m coming out now!!” However, it seems a bit unfair that stars, which are after all the basis of many wishes being made and songs being written, do not get to show off whenever they feel like it. I am reliably informed (by a guy who is training to be a physics teacher, no less) that this imbalance is because the moon is perspectively much bigger than stars are, so it reflects enough of the sun’s light to be visible during daylight hours. Clearly bigger is indeed better!
- Why do we have earwax?
No, seriously, what the heck is it for? It’s gross and weird and does not – despite what the movie Shrek tells us – make good candles. Having done a bit of (reluctant) research, I can tell you that earwax is similar to tears, mucus and other joyous bodily fluids, which actually serve a cleansing purpose even though they’re pretty disgusting themselves. Let’s move on…
- Why do the English pronounce “lieutenant” “leftenant”?
The word “lieutenant” comes from two French words: “lieu” meaning “place”, and “tenant” meaning “holding”. Thus, a lieutenant is someone who holds the place of a superior officer, should said superior officer die or go to the loo at an inopportune moment or something. The confusion over pronunciation derives from the fact that the Modern French “lieu” was occasionally written as “luef” in Old French. As far as I can tell, the United Kingdom and Commonwealth armies tend to say “leftenant” (whereas the Americans stick to the more modern pronunciation) purely because we’re a pretty old-fashioned bunch.
- What the heck is a mint julep?
Whenever my flat mate and I are pretending to be Southern belles (which is a lot more often than we’d like to admit), we inevitably claim that we need a mint julep. It occurred to me yesterday that I don’t actually know what a mint julep is, but thanks to the good people of Wikipedia I can tell you that it is a cocktail traditionally comprised of bourbon, mint leaves, sugar and water. Fascinating, no?
- And last, but by no means least:
I genuinely don’t know. Have a gorgeous Wednesday.