Hello, dear reader! How are you doing? Are you making the most of the sunshine?
I’m not, to be perfectly honest with you. I’m sitting on my sofa under three blankets, watching Friends and talking to you, you lovely thing. I’m not ill or upset or anything, I’m just really, really tired. I’m also a big fan of blankets, because I can wrap myself up in them and pretend to be in a cocoon. Soon I will emerge as a BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY! MWAHAHAHA! Sorry. Anyway…
The other appealing thing about how I’m spending my morning is that it allows me to be a bit childish in a way that doesn’t affect anyone else. Obviously when you behave childishly around other people, e.g. having tantrums, that sort of ruins their day. But being a grown-up is difficult, so sometimes we need to be childish, and it’s best to do it in the safety of our own homes/with people who will humour us. Here are some excellent ways to do this:
- Building a fort – most things work for this, including furniture, cardboard boxes, books and on one memorable occasion, handbags.
- Eating a picnic – are we too old for Babybels? Probably. Never mind, they still taste good.
- Pyjama days – spending the entire day in your favourite pjs just for the hell of it is bizarrely empowering. It’s your way of saying “screw you, reality! I shun you in favour of comfortable clothes and bad television!”
- Playground games – true story: I stayed up ’til 3am the night before my graduation playing Sardines with my friends. Terrible decision, excellent evening.
- Dressing up – have you ever been to the theatre section of the V & A Museum? They have a flipping dressing up box. It’s amazing. Go there now. Go.
- Arts and crafts – I’m terrible at art, but sometimes making a picture type-thing with glitter and so forth is really, really fun. You can stick it on the fridge, too.
- Silly jokes – even though they’re incredibly childish they are also absolutely joyous. For example, my favourite cheese joke: what did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
- Watching Disney films – that’s just common sense. Nobody grows out of Disney.
Have a lovely Sunday.