Good morning! How’s your Thursday going so far?
I live in London, and although I am fairly far north I tend to gravitate towards the banks and bridges of the Thames whenever I can. I love the river in this city, and it has a lot to offer that all Londoners know about: the BFI, the National Theatre and so on. However, today I would like to recommend some less established entertainment and activities that the Thames offers. Some of them are ridiculous, but I think they’re all definitely worth doing. If you’re a proper grown up you might not agree with me, but then I’d rather be silly than sensible. Being silly is how you have fun. Speaking of which:
1) Play pooh sticks on a bridge
My friend Paul and I did this on New Year’s Eve (daytime) a couple of years ago, and we loved it. It was a snap decision made in a coffee shop somewhere off Wardour Street. Finding sticks between Soho and Embankment was a bit of a challenge, so if you do this I’d recommend raiding a park beforehand. The added challenge with Embankment Bridge is that people are crossing it all the time, so you have a game-within-a-game situation whereby you’re playing Dodge the Tourist as you dash across the bridge. If you don’t know what pooh sticks is (and you’d be surprised how many people don’t), then you need help. Here is help.
2) Go on the merry go round next to the Southbank Centre
I know you’re a grown up. I know you feel silly. But it’s a wonderful feeling to be soaring through the air on a noble steed, laughing your head off with your friends and watching the river swing around. I’m sure we looked like eejits, but it felt brilliant. And what is the point in looking normal/sensible/good when you could be having a good time?
3) Re-enact the end of Sliding Doors where Gwyneth Paltrow is yelling at John Hannah and then they make up
This one is particularly good for Londoners, because it rains often enough to give you plenty of opportunities. For a bit of variation, you could try Miranda and Steve’s reunion in the Sex and the City Movie or Anastasia; pick a film with a bridge in it and go for your life. Maybe stay away from The Bridge on the River Kwai, though.
4) Stop and have a boogie to one of the buskers
One of my favourite things about the summer months in London is the buskers who play steel drums along the bridges. Next time I see one, I’m going to stop and have a little dance. No big deal, just a few minutes of boogie. I’m a terrible dancer, but whatever. I hope that whoever accompanies me on this occasion will be prepared to cut a rug (knowing my friends, they probably will be. Hell, they’ll probably bring tap shoes).
5) Just look at it
The Thames is amazing. Especially on days like yesterday, when that photo was taken. When I’m upset or confused or just feeling a bit weird, I love going and looking at the river. Sometimes I go with someone and talk, but I’ve also been known to have a wander and ponder by myself. Londoners sometimes look at the river as a barrier: something to traverse, something that could flood, something that makes the air colder. But it’s actually a very beautiful thing that unites loads of parts of the city, and personally I think it’s London’s best feature.
Have a brilliant day – I hope your lunch break is the perfect length of time.